Posted 12 June 2003 - 02:11 AM
Here we go!
i remember when i first started liking boa she was really really cute and always dressed in cutesy things and i was like, aww how cute!!!, and i always wanted to squeeze her and hug her cuz she was so cute! but then she started getting 'sexier and sexier' and doing things like listen to my heart and valenti, which i also liked a lot and i was like, 'damn that's hot!', but at the same time i was thinking, 'aww man she's maturing and she's no longer the cute little girl i used to be almost infatuated with' and then as time went on she was still really cute just more mature and i started losing my fervor for her. and then i began to wonder, 'what is it that boa really wants?' i mean really... what does boa honestly want in her life. what does she want in the future and what does she want RIGHT NOW. i know if you asked her she'd probably say something like 'to be the best pop star ever' and then smile and stuff but i'm sure there is waaaay more under the table that she's not disclosing for business reasons and for contractual reasons and stuff like that. and then i started thinking, man if she goes out with a guy, i'll be like awwwwwww and i'll lose a lot of interest in her. but if she started going out with a girl i'd be like WHOA THAT'S HOT!!! and then i'd get all excited and be like daaaaaaaaaaaaamn. but that chances of that are basically 1 in a 1000 that she would be into girls. so anyway, the point im trying to make is that i want boa to be my own personal sex slave. haha, no im just kidding. im sorry i said that, i don't mean to offend anyone. it was just a joke! don't kill me! please! this rant is only 80% true and reflective of my feelings. heck, even my statistics are inaccurate. so anyway, the moral of the story is: a stone in the bush is worth two boas in a room. what?
So so, did you actually read it all? Haha!