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#1 Dreamer01

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 03:11 PM

This was posted on another site. When I first read it, it was HilariouS!!!
CHeck it out for yourselves.
For those who are familiar with hacking or even networking will understand the joke. There are also explainations under each chatbox of what is really going on.


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Here's a funny story about someone who is trying hacking, but doesn't really know anything.
I'm not the original author. I just copied and pasted this from a website of a friend, who, I think, took it elsewhere also ^_^

Have fun =)

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The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a person insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.

127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.


* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a cuty
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> poop you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)


What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.


* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)


There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.


* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a cuty
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that poop off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> cuty give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your poop wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall


He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.


<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look


In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a cuty
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone


Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.


<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a cuty your f: is gone and e: too


Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?

<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on cuty


The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent


Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?


* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)


Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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I believe he formatted his own computer using the default IP address of 129.0.0.1
heehee

#2 Strawberries513

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 03:46 PM

ROFLMAO omg thats priceless

#3 Azn_Gangstet

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 04:00 PM

LMFAO!!! Hehe....that's howls!!!!

#4 Salomon123

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 04:06 PM

priceless..what a moron that guy is..

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 04:25 PM

great stuff, LOL.
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#6 Kung Fu Hung-Su

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 04:48 PM

26 years old......I'm sure of i've seen far more intelligent, mature and courteous 9 year olds...

But that was pretty funny. How much of a n00b can a person get???

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 05:36 PM

LOL that guy seems like he's 8 to me. Props to the author!

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 07:10 PM

woah, that's a scary hacker, he's so good at it that he hacked himself and he doesn't even know it :(

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 07:20 PM

LOOOL .. if this is true that guy must be pretty dumb.

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 07:22 PM

lol... but at least this shows that quite a few people use the IRC Channel :(

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 07:42 PM

lol....omg. First time I've seen teeny boppers in action.

Thanks for sharing that. :(

#12 Silver Scorpion

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 08:08 PM

The lesson I got from this story: DON'T IRRITATE ANYONE :( . I have stored many BoA's goodies in my HDD. I don't want to make them lost. Poor to that guy Elch :unsure:

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 08:21 PM

what a moron, and he thinks he's a hacker lol

Oh Silver Scorpion, i guess you didnt read the whole thing, the guy bitchecker doesn't know how to hack and messed his own computer up. elch had no problems.

Edited by kaminokami2086, 28 February 2006 - 08:23 PM.


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Posted 01 March 2006 - 12:01 AM

LOL GG
all your base are belong to us

#15 YunYun

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 01:23 AM

LoL :D what a moron..




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