Jump to content


Photo

Shortest Books Ever Written


  • Please log in to reply
10 replies to this topic

#1 Isabella89

Isabella89

    Clarissa = future pin-up artist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,556 posts

Posted 10 November 2007 - 06:08 PM

Have any of you guys seen these lists of fake books that would be short. They are almost like oxymorons. Do any of you guys have any titles?

Here's some I came up with

Insightful Lyrics by Koda Kumi
My Favorite Dinner Time Meals by Victoria Beckham
The Importance of Working Hard- By Hyori
Strengthening Your Conversational Skills by Mana
Koda Kumi's Recipe for Debuting at Number 1 by Koda Kumi
Making a Master Piece by Uwe Bole
Being a Lady by Britney Spears
How to Dress Your Age by Madonna
How to Look Sexy and Dress Modestly by Lil Kim
How to Care for Your Dog: The Dog Lovers Guide by Michael Vick
Treating People With Respect - By Avril Lavigne
Healthy Habits - By Kate Moss
What To Do In Case of Emergencies: The Emergency Information Book for New Parents - By Britney Spears
Success - How To Make It In The American Music Industry By Utada Hikaru
Staying Loyal - By Jessica Simpson
Say "No" To Drugs - By Amy Whinehouse
Why It's Wrong To Ruin Someone's Marriage - By Evan Rachel Wood
How Violence in the Media is Harmful to Society - By Takashi Miike
Staying Original - By Dane Cook
Violence is Not The Answer - By Naomi Campbell
Patriotism - By Jane Fonda
Why Drugs Are Harmful to Your Health - Courtney Love
Training Your Voice - By Gwen Stefani
Staying Calm in Moments of Emotional Distress by OJ Simpson
Good reasons to Multi-task by Rebecca Gayheart
Tips on Keeping Children Safe at Birthday Parties - By Tommie Lee
Earning Respect By Fred Durst
Being a Man - By Clay Aiken
Motivational Speaking - By Simon Cowell
Making it on My Own - By Ashlee Simpson
Staying in Shape - By Oprah
Dating People Your Own Age - R. Kelly with a Foward By Demi Moore

Edited by Isabella89, 10 November 2007 - 07:33 PM.


#2 BAMF

BAMF

    Charmed

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,179 posts

Posted 10 November 2007 - 06:47 PM

Hmm...you named so many! You probably got them all!

#3 Imperialist

Imperialist

    Hitokiri Battousai

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,799 posts

Posted 10 November 2007 - 08:56 PM

Hm.. Many of them are by celebrities.
Maybe they are trying to sell their names to increase popularity instead of books.

#4 e n v i i

e n v i i

    I can't get BoA off my mind!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 551 posts

Posted 10 November 2007 - 11:33 PM

LOL Some of those are so wrong but so funny.

#5 itslikedat

itslikedat

    My girlfriend just dumped me. -_-

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,124 posts

Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:50 AM

I didn't understand what you were saying until I read the post again lolol.

Being a Man - By Clay Aiken


HAHAHAHAHA. that's funny

#6 studmuffin

studmuffin

    My girlfriend just dumped me. -_-

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,265 posts

Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:58 AM

Some of them were kinda "disrespectful". But screw the respect- cause heaps of them were hilarious :thumbsup:



"Staying Calm in Moments of Emotional Distress by OJ Simpson"- one of my favourites

#7 walkthroughme

walkthroughme

    My girlfriend just dumped me. -_-

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,377 posts

Posted 11 November 2007 - 03:13 PM

Insightful Lyrics by Koda Kumi
Earning Respect By Fred Durst
Why It's Wrong To Ruin Someone's Marriage - By Evan Rachel Wood

Ahh, my personal favourites. Haha.

#8 Angel Glitter

Angel Glitter

    Wowow! BoA is awesome!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 407 posts

Posted 11 November 2007 - 03:24 PM

So mean, yet so funny. XD

#9 Be The One*

Be The One*

    My girlfriend just dumped me. -_-

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,345 posts

Posted 11 November 2007 - 04:37 PM

LMAO @ some of these titles! ^_^

Eh, but I don't understand why people think Koda's lyrics are bad, you know? I think they're pretty darn good. Ehhhh...I can only think of two, but...

"How Not To Be Jealous of Koda Kumi" - by Ai Otsuka
"The Perfect Lingere To Wear" - by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

lol, Otsuka fans, don't kill me.

#10 -Chris-

-Chris-

    Wowow! BoA is awesome!

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 253 posts

Posted 12 November 2007 - 01:11 PM

Ladies Diary by missy elliot
I'm Black .. so what? by Michael Jackson
I love my self By (any anorexic model)
:unsure:


#11 Isabella89

Isabella89

    Clarissa = future pin-up artist

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,556 posts

Posted 18 November 2007 - 10:29 PM

I came up with a few more

Healthy Relationships by Pamela Anderson
Sexy Fur Fashions by Pamela Anderson
People I haven't Used by Courtney Love
Over the Counter Medications I Would Recommend by Tom Cruise
Dressing Fashionably by Bai Ling
Men I've Been Passionate about by Oprah Winfrey
My Accomplishments by Kelly Osbourne
How To Impress Women by B.D. Wong
Letting Go of Your Youth by Mamie Van Doren

Edited by Isabella89, 18 November 2007 - 10:34 PM.





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users