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#1 Elusion



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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:58 AM

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Waaaaaa. 47 days since I joined this forum.
The time has come..for Clarissa's EMP!

I think its gonna be quite a long post..sorry!

Since I didn't make any intro thread when I first joined, I'm gonna do a brief intro here.

From Singapore, 18 years old though I dont really look like one..lol.
Been a BoA fan only since April/May this year, and the first MV that drew me to BoA was the Olympus MV - Key Of Heart.
Also a small fan of DBSK, SHINee, BigBang, Wonder Girls(recently only)
Haha, u see, quite a few boybands above..cos of influence by my sis and fangirls around me..

Okay..it's getting boring..
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Firstly, I would like to thank this person..u made me join this forum..the only forum where I became so active.
And,like many of u, I didn't expect myself to be making this EMP.
Of course, needless to say, the person is...BoA!!!
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I'm not a person who goes really crazy over stars,but for BoA, idk, I just feel for her!
Can't use other words to express this already, my vocab is limited.
Though DBSK's comeback has turned me into a stronger fan of theirs..I will not forget BoA!! :hug:
BoA! U brought me those funny people..im gonna mention later on..

Sorry, Singaporeans are not very creative, especially JC students like me..just study..LOL.(Don't bash me pls, head-bashing club!Posted Image)
Also, I will name some of u here whom I have had the chance to come into contact with.

When I first joined, I was basically stuck at the Downloads section. That's where everything started..

Okay..I can vaguely remember what my first post was..since the server crashed..
I requested some BoA pics at the eye-candy section..and here came this guy..kyo_jieming2000(jieming)!

Jieming - This guy..is almost everywhere. He will come when the red light for help is up..
I think ur the first person I talked to in this forum.
After observing for sometime, Im 100% sure..u are a super super loyal BoA fan! :P

Eh,can u recall that there is something we have not "traded"? :D
Goodluck for ur A lvls too..omg la i can't believe its coming so soon..
Here.. Elmo is here to deliver A's for all ur subjects! Gongxi gongxi..
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Wait.I forgot this :
LOL LOL LOL. :wub:

Next..I remember I requested quite some stuff here..this guy also came to my rescue a few times.. - Y2Kevtjai (Kevin)

Kevin - Yes. As promised, i posted this at 5pm.^_^
Hey LOL! We chat almost everyday la, this shoutout is to thank u for being such a good and patient friend or maybe brother since I dont have one to catch and kill insects for me! :wub:
So I will give u this thing
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Kill those irritating flies that go into ur tea! I will need one too LOL. But probably wont even get the chance to use it..I run when insects come. :lol
Sorry, its a very cheap item...but u dont mind..hor?
Thank u for ur dedicated encodes too..I will dedicate back to u after my exams. LOL. But dont expect much..no flair in that lol.
LOL. I can still rmb tht spark req thread i created before the server crashed.. ROFL. U and jieming replied..then nilvesse gave me the last perf..
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Also, thanks to all the uploaders here! Especially worldofboaandme(Gin), doubletakeit(Hung) and sennheiserlover(Matthew) Posted Image
Hmm, U all seem so busy, doing serious stuff not like me spamming my time away here..
Don't really know much about u all, but I really appreciate ur encodes and uploads for BJJ..
I'm a computer idiot..can't do encoding and things like that, so its all on u guys! :lol:
Maybe one of u is patient enough to teach me encoding after my exams?
Eh Kevin, ur definitely in for this..lol.

Then I started to proceed on to the other parts of this forum..the spamming section..and I saw this damn cute and funny girl!!
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It's my BJJ sister Lisa!! (yippy11)

Lisa This girl, she really hates project work! Hey sis, U really got me into spamming lol..there was this night where I was browsing and i saw ur nick all over the forums..so I clicked..and i joined in! :D
Though ur older than me..Im sure siti also agrees that u sound very young la. Don worry..stay happy and LOL for all u like..^_^
Let's spam after my exams..like 1 month more!! :lol:
U always make me laugh..I was surpised that u can speak chinese..that time when u told me WAN AN!Haha! ALAMAK!!
Here's a phone for u! I bought the exact same one I have for u! Green! Like it?
Remember to give me ur number after applying for a line okay? Then we can SMS :lol:
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Oh yes..sis loves coffee too..here! A cup of coffee as cute as u..LOL ^_^
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Long Live the spamming sisters - Lisa & Clarissa! :lol:

Let's go on..
The Fire Rose!
This guy, who is quite random..just like me lol..is CADENZA(Sunny)

Sunny - Eh Sunny, U..always bring up those topics that people dont in the spamming section..and after a few mins its like the whole row of "CADENZA"
Okay la, wont say so much about this, said many times already lol. The Fire Rose..:lol:
Computer idiot like me also? :lol:
Continue singing...But I still havent heard u sing leh. Haha.
Soccer lover, so here's a pair of soccer shoes for u..since urs is spoilt! ^_^
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Remember..just do it? LOL.

To all other spammers..like HOPYA(Ryan),torukun(Trieu),Eugene(Eu-Kun),BoA[MU](Jason),angel_kulet16(Vikki),Kungfu-Hungsu etcetc..
The spamming section would be so quiet without u all..thanks lol. I still remember this nub game..
Lisa, there was only one day I didnt see ur name appearing in the forums - 1st October! :lol:
Trieu : Where's the verdict for the Girls and Boys Game where we spammed like hell? LOL.
KungFu-HungSu : Hey..ur werewolf game..LOL. Were u irritated by me? I didnt do anything for the poor villagers!! :lol:

Anyway,spammers, here, our trademark
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NO! We shall not stop it! Keep it going!! LOL.

Sorry SG club and headbashing club..ur turn now lol. I had to go in chronological order if not I will miss out some stuff.

To dear smellybread (DAJIE!!) - Now everyone know u as Dajie already. HAHA.
I dont want to sound very old-fashioned..but still have to thank you for creating that thread..brought me to those SG people..
SG club must meet one day...
c_e31(Danial) - Hey page topper! LOL. Nvm..let u top..i take bottom..but im using the standard structure, not the 40 posts one.
U were one of the more active ones in that thread..but now..u go do ur blogging thing then come here less often alr -_-

Angelxxx- Thanks for the encouragement and some nice technique to count the number of days in a month? LOL!!
Must find one day to MSN again..like quite long nvr chat already hor?

SITINANA - Eh, I didnt wanna add the nana in..but still thats ur nick. LOL. U also potential spammer..One day we have to find Lisa..and spam together again..
And ur name BIG ENOUGH? U requested for ultra large size leh...so i put CAPS for u..if still not big enough..i edit agen..lol.
I also made the fonts ALL BLUE for u leh.
Ya, i spammed quite alot in ur intro thread..spamming is my hobby..just like ur "adik"(Lisa)..haha.
Wait, where's my chocolates? :lol:

I dono wad to giv u leh, NAH! Give u ur fave la. YTSS U in St.Johns right? LOL.
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April too..I still havent talked to her in school u know??
Too shy to approach her..like very random leh. Haha.

Minion(Jaevus) - Eh u ah...I know u dont visit the other sections other than the SG thread.
U also the official "Lamer's Club" president..I pass the baton to u..
I old already..HAHA. Dont act humble alr..I know u want it la.
Nah give u this stun baton. :lol:
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For u to recruit members one..LOL. u idiot la make me so lame wth.

vazod - U use *^$%$#*^* too often..I BTH. But still, thanks for ur advice..at least I see some light for my GP..LOL
I took off the "uncle" in frt of vazod..im not "no big no small" okay..But really, thank u la..:)
Sorry the other bros and sis from SG club, cannot name all of u here..Really la..I didnt forget any of u...
The SG thread is one of the reasons my post counts increased so quickly..but of course..if not for my itchy hands..:lol:

I think we chat too much everyday...Nothing much to say here leh..

Just this la :

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Then its the other sections of the forum..I got to know some people that are fans of DBSK..

Breeann(studmuffin)!! LOL! U should be happy to be a die-hard DBSK fan! Thanks for ur updates at the 4th album thread..we were spamming there a few weeks ago..haha.
We always use those "!!!!!" and CAPS when there were updates, haha. Like some crazy fans..^_^

Luv2U(Angel) Hm, havent had alot of chances to talk to u, but yes, u were a spammer like Lisa! If im not wrong, I met u at the "Person Above U" thread. Ah!! My fave spamming thread LOL. DBSK loyal fan too!

For the DBSK lovers!!!
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This pic rocks..I wished there was one for BoA too..working together is always more enjoyable than alone..so GOOO BoA!!

Some other people like diana, Cloud_honey, BoA_Holic..those uploaders at the non-BoA section..thanks for the non-BoA feeds..BJJ seems to be sufficient enough..see..even Jay's album can be found here..^_^

Hmm,being a member or chocolate lovers club..aw, not very active there..sorry Lily!
But i really love chocolate..ice-cream,cakes..chocolate is the only flavour I will ask for a 2nd serving..
This..for u all..
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Not real chocolate! Its a fake but interesting one. LOL! Sorry! :lol:

Finally..I would like to thank the group of people who started this forum, Mods and Admins for maintaining order and peace here.
Again, busy people..didnt have much interaction with u all as well...

kuraudo(Danny) - Since I started off with the Downloads section..and u are the mod there..thanks for ur uploads too..I loved the GoT Gayo Daejun Awards TP vid..^_^
Also quoted from jieming's EMP , u are one of the most active mods I see around..

RockWithMe192(Cori) - Hey, I dont think we have talked before, but u seem very friendly .. :lol:

J-Dragon(?) Hello, Maybe u have forgotten me since ur already 101 years old! :lol: But thanks for ur reply to that particular PM.. and about ur avatar, I still think its Audition! LOL.

To allgamers here..
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This is PT2!! Nice gfx..

To All BJJ-ers..Thank you..I hope I haven't left anyone out..
If I did, sorry..dont be angry please..Im very blur and careless.really.

Let's share this cake...
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Everyone gets an Ipod Classic..it rocks..Im using it to watch my vids.
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LOL. tin, I stole this gif from u!

Woooohoo! Its the end!
Haha, indeed, its quite LONG..lol..expected from a spammer..
Oh yes, sorry if I have annoyed anyone of u because I have been spamming/chatting with some members in some of ur threads..
*Still in the process of getting used to forum-ing*

Congratulations to all who read the paragraphs of longwinded-ness!And thanks for ur patience everyone..Posted Image

I shall end with a pic of BoA!!
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^Kevin, ur favourite..Haha.

Go BoA!!!!!!!!!

Omg. I cant believe I typed all these..like writing a report LOL. Okay I should stop.
Byebye and thank you everyone for ur kind attention! :lol:

Edited by elusionx, 03 October 2008 - 03:03 AM.

#2 Y2Kevtjai


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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:59 AM

Waaa Clarissa a long EMP Post leh. But worth all the time for reading it all over again :lol:
Stop saying it's not creative la. Very creative lor ^^
Oh yeah!! I feel so honoured. First time I've been mentioned in someone's EMP Post. Xie Xie Xie Xie Xie ar Clarissa :lol:

And then your shoutout to me. Yeah I think you would be really a wonderful sister to me :P
HAHA LOL You still remember my fly and tea story OMG xD
Thanks la I'll definitely use it to make my room creature free LOL :lol:

And don't worry I'll be the first one to teach you encoding.
Don't worry leh I'll try to keep it as simple as possible :hug:
Manual is coming ASAP leh :lol:

And woohoo ah yeah!!! You found that pic of BoA. I think it's really cute ar seeing BoA is having fun :lol:
Haha now saving the pic and make 100x back-ups xD

Congrats with your EMP Post Clarissa :D

Edit: Ah just a few more days and then it's your B'Day la :lol:
Presents from me for you waiting leh :wub:

Edited by Y2Kevtjai, 03 October 2008 - 05:34 AM.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 03:34 AM

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小妹妹, its the long EMP post that I have ever read. ALAMAK!!! :wub: I feel so honoured 謝謝lah~ U always will be my fellow spammer and also my sister^^
I forgot which spam thread that we are met... And you are the first newbie that I send PM (never send any PM to newbie b4). The phone I like it although I prefer to blue one haha... Oh~ I cant speak chinese and really!!! How great u still remember with "kakak" and "adik" means :D, 1st Oct?? oh that day~

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steamed brownies with choco ice cream and I also gave my Pepsi :P

And coffee?? u really make me drools with coffee now~ I dun have any coffee since being on holiday... :hug: And I month later, I think I make my second project but I will spam :wub: I also can be a good little sister ^^ oh btw~ I like ur siluet... Keep spamming, Clar!!!

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Edited by yippy11, 03 October 2008 - 06:50 AM.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:54 AM

Congrats to you on ur EMP gal :hug:

keep posting :P

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:05 AM

Congratz on your EMP (YAY! I was mentioned, I feel so happy). Haha. I really can't be bothered posting a verdict in the original thread, so I'll just spam yours and put it here :hug:
THE WINNER OF THE GIRLS AND BOYS GAME WAS... *drumroll* BOYS!! Jajaaang. We RULE :D haha... you girls aren't too bad yourself, but you must admit, we owned your butts ^^;... please don't hurt me.. lol
Wow... you've been in this forum for such a short amount of time, but you've posted your EMP already! I should get more posts, but it's going to be a while before my EMP :wub:
Hmmm... I should give you a prezzie for your hard work accumulating that massive amount of posts...
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There you go. It's all prettyful and colourful, just like you :P
Once again, congratulations :wub:

Edited by torukun2, 03 October 2008 - 05:06 AM.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:08 AM

*reserved* Aha..I am not too late, am I?? :wub:

okay..Here goes my LOL (forever and ever) again..:lol:..for a really REALLY long read that was Clarissa's EMP..There's no denying it..u're a creative lady with mind of a lethal spammer, eager to take on BoAjjang..haha..This 47 days of Clarissa-madness alreadys prove that..:lol:

SO, I am going to saviour this pride u gave me as your first friend here..& and I don't even realise it until u told everybody here....CONG-KAT-CHU-LE-SON, Clarrisa!!..:wub: Rate my lameness here, and u will see I am not bad a cold joker too..*crows flew by*
u know, I learn of lot L-A-M-E stuff from SG film..aka..Jack Neo movies..hehe..Have u watched Money NOT enough 2, Btw??..

Yes!! we have some pending trading to do..^^''..and we just keep forgeting it until now..u choose the location and time, and I will go there to meet you..Remember to brings yours too..No picture, no talk.. :P ..

Bring out all the fun here, we got to face the A-Level soon..:D..haha..everything seems so fast this year..but all gonna be ends in 2 months time..BUT..BUT..before that, its your B'day first followed by my b'day..so remember this date..Oct 25.. :hug: ..

Since u say I'm such a loyal BoA fan, I wouldn't miss out my chance to sent you a BoA drawing..becoz u got see the imaculate drawings skill there..
defintely one of my favs..
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:33 AM

Thanks for the baton, but ill still share the baton with u la! We both the president of lamer's club. :P
Btw, it looked more like a Lightsaber.. extend it and fight like jedi knights. LOL

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:06 AM

Congratulations on your EMP Clarissa! Keep active and stay spamming! :P

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:17 AM

congrats!!! :P
and thanks for mentioning me. :hug:
must spam some more!

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:46 AM

Congrats!!! I am proud of u!!! :P



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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:50 AM

Congratulations on getting your EMP, Clarissa! :P
You're another one who likes referring to me as 'The Fire Rose'. Haha.
And hey, believe it or not, those are the exact boots that I considered buying!

Keep spamming, girl; it's been great fun spamming with you...
But wait, you should be studying more! Haha.
So good luck for your exams!

P.S. I don't know your surname. LOL.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 08:56 AM

woooo!! congratulations! so many presents xD

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 09:05 AM

^Thanks! laugh.gif

Okay, I'm going in order again..lol.

Kevin : Haha, yeah. My memory is not that good but isnt that bad either. And yes, I will use ur manual to make a satisfactory encode at least. I hope. LOL

Lisa : I knew ur pepsi will come! And OMG that fiery "Clarissa" LOL. FYI, I saved all those pics!! And Junsu..ALAMAK!
And wow, u managed to type those chinese words..can u write them anyway? LOL. THANKS!
Wait, wads siluet??

Daphne : Hey! Ur a Singaporean I havent had the chance to talk to yet! Thanks lol. Ur job is kinda interesting...

Trieu : That game..the guys won cos the girls didnt bother fighting back! HAHA! Thanks for the colourful cake too!

Jieming : First thing.. LOL. Ya la. This is the longest thing I have done on a forum! Essay-style sleep.gif
Hmm, first friend here at BJJ cos ur everywhere LOL. And hey..I cannot rate! I can only invite u to join lamer's club. But eh, I dont understand wads "CONG-KAT-CHU-LE-SON" ! As for the date time and location thing..wait till ur online on msn then say! For the Money Not Enough..I forgot which part I watched alr, so many parts that i watched when i was in pri school..Thanks for the drawing too..Minion has one also! LOL

Jaevus : Eh, the jieming gave me ur DP as present, where is urs?? I will deal with u later..si teletubby..LOL

Eugene : LOL. Big bad wolf is here..RAHH. Luckily Rox casted her last vote for u. Otherwise either me or the other innocent villagers would be dead..

Vikki & Angelxxx : happy.gif

Sunny : LOL. My spamming teacher - The Fire Rose.
Good then, donid to buy the boots alr. Have u received them?? I purposely found a white one! laugh.gif

Studying..bleh. Reading same things over and over again. So boring.. sleep.gif

Anyway, Im curious, how many of u actually readthe WHOLE long-winded post? laugh.gif

Edited by Elusion, 18 July 2014 - 09:45 AM.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 09:48 AM

Ahhh I cannot resist myself from posting here when I saw ur name Clarissa xD
Keep it up with studying. A lot LELELE is waiting for you leh :P

Don't worry about that encode la :hug:
Like I always said if I can see BoA smile and having fun I count ur encode as very good one leh :wub:

Long-winded post?? It's AWESOME leh :D

Edited by Y2Kevtjai, 03 October 2008 - 09:51 AM.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:03 PM

congrats to ya!
wow, you've been here such a short amount of time and you've already gotten EMP!
yay for you :D

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