well i guess im back now, and finally goin to post my 1000th post! (i cheated.. posted it yesterday, but i deleted an old obscure post to stay at 999 for my emp! )
Time for a celebration!!! okay okay fiiine.... no party... just gifts
the name in BOLD RED that haunts n00bs! i give you...
I Open-R 8424A - Powered by Quad 64 bit AMD Opteron 850 processors - 16 Terabytes of storage - 8 Gigabytes of PC3200 ECC Registered DDR RAM
OH YEA! and to compliment this computer.. imma give you unlimited bandwidth! so that you can run the BEST WEBSITE EVER!
the man with the masterplan behind the scenes! dunno what ta give you, cuz everyone gave you stuff already... how about... i give you...
you only get 3 wishes.. but i paid this genie extra to give you another 209
you're the guy that everyone wants as a pet! lol.. kinda hard being a Fish God... so i'll give you...
ATLANTIS... that way you can have somewhere to live while ruling over the fishworld.. well thought you'd love to have the mystical land of ATLANTIS cuz BoA's the Atlantis Princess
the gurlie gurl with the very creative side! iunno what ta give you.. and you DID say that VS has the best stuff... so you can have this:
the very seksi uploader wit vietPryde... i give you...
ALL BoA MERCHANDISE!
A hug from BoA wearing that outfit!
and what you asked for... ABSOLUTELY IRRESISTABLE SEKSINESS
oh yea.. almost forgot.. i arranged for BoA to take you on a date all over the world next week... clear out ur plans!
the singing bouncer! i kno what imma give you!
Ur own Mixing/Recording Station! well you could always invite me over to mix for you!
my sweet lil em! iunno what ta give you sis... i guess you can have n e thing you want! PLUS!
YOUR OWN PRIVATE JET! so you can visit n e one n e where n e time! you WANT!
the first guh who befriended me on IRC! i dont kno what ta give you... cuz... you already got a studio... how about... a contract to sing 3 collab songs with Kwon BoA? hehe
the very lively gurl who's up for n e thing fun! i give you...
a NEW COOL cellphone so that you can stay stylish while chillin wit ur peeps!
hey hey, its the guy that all the gurls want! for you.. i'll give u...
Remember how we talked about making a repellent n calling it ZEXx? lol.. well i had this specially mixed just for you! this way you wont hafta deal with all those gurls attacking you! and it will also keep you outta trouble! hahaha "ZEXx: Female Repellent, for use to avoid female ambushing" cuz u know all them guhs want you! haha
bluechick126/Lil Em Tranny!
my lil blue crayon! hehe, for you... i'll give you...
a choice of my phones! they will be activated so that you can call all of us whenever you want to! and this way, we dont hafta have you steal all the fones to avoid people picking up when we call much love!
man ur a great guy! everyone here loves you... but i know what you want from me... so for you.. i'll give you...
all my talents!
hehe, the cutie with a matching personality... imma give you...
anything you want from ^there! hehe just dont exceed ur limit of $2,002,081,537.37.. so spend that money wisely
and then... to anyone else who wants gifts...
you get a few choices...
1) a hug from BoA (maximum time limit is 15 seconds)
2) a hug from me (not a gift that n e one would want! )
3) a WENDI CHU plushie!
4) a sample of pete's ZEXx 1-99: Female Repellent (only use when you dont want to be ambushed by screaming gurls!)
5) an autographed pic of PETE!
6) an autographed BoAJjang Staff group portrait! (you get ta see coolin! )
well.. sorry bout some of the lame gifts... i'll take requests for other gifts for next time!
love you all! even those who dont kno me.. or hate me..
-Dan / DanDan / Dennis / Anh Dan / D-Jub / Bouncer #2 / Mr. Person Man / Muffin Man / Mister
Edited by lil_dan814, 20 April 2005 - 11:19 PM.