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#1 jonethug

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:38 PM

Woooooooohooooooooooo, finally 1000 posts :P
Okay I wrote poems, well, almost poems, call them whatever you like. :P
I just tried to rhyme the word at the end, I suck at writing. :)
It took me a while to do these also.
Some of them are corny, but like I told you, I can't write
I feel like rapping to these. :P
For Coolin's, Ptoor's, Jwu's, Sexyboafan's, and Lilstephy's poems, the end word rhyme is like this.
..............example a
...............example a
...............example b
................example c
..............example b
...............example c

For everybody else, I just did yours like "a", I didn't do b,c,b,c
Okay Here goes

Coolin

The guy who made BJ,
will always be appreciated by TJ (jt backwards)
Coolin is his name
so please do pray
that his fame
will forever stay.

Ptoor

Ptoor, my fellow rocker
will always be no sucker.
Fighting Green Goblin
it's so easy,
as he web slings
he ain't so cheesy

Jwu

Don't mess with Jwu
or you will get shoe.
He is a cool guy
and a very swell dude.
So please don't lie
and don't be rude

SexyBoaFan

Troung, Troung, Troung
he is never wrong.
Gets all the women
that he ever want
Also eats lots of ramen,
so don't call him a runt.

LiLstephy


Girl from Jersey,
her name is Stephy.
Likes to go to camp
and sometimes like to party.
Also bright as a lamp
and also very hearty

Winnierz

Winnie from New York City
is cute as a little kitty.
Loves the Inuyasha show
and everything around.
A very special girl who glows
and never ever frowns.

Padlet

Quynh is from Texas,
who's pretty as a lexus.
She's also very nice
as a bowl of rice.
She is so cool,
it makes me drool.

Spring Sakura

Chloe is so funny,
it hurts my tummy.
Such a beautiful voice,
it makes people rejoice.
Always with a smile
with that perfect style

UchihaItachi

Big Naruto fan
who's in the Akatsuki clan.
He never gives up
like a little pup.
You and I are so alike,
it makes me want to bike.

Aprayer4U

The dude name Chris
will always be bliss.
He is not a wimp
beacuse he is a pimp.
Calvin is his BJ wife,
so he really has a nice life.

Eiji

Eiji's music critiques are so good,
it made me pee where I stood.
On vacation right now,
so please do bow.
Can't wait till you get back
because you deserve a Big Mac.

Vietpucca

Val, Val, Val
is a sweet gal.
Your comic strips are so great,
it made me straight (I'm not gay, just needed a word to rhyme)
I hope one day,
you and I can go sleigh.

xx_lost love_xx

Shengyi is such a fun girl
that she deserves a pearl.
Also very kind,
it makes me have a happy mind.
Lives in Chi-town
and never feels down.

Daener

This dude name Sam,
will always be the man.
He is now visiting Chicago,
that it makes me want to go.
Soon he will go to Toronto
and will be back pronto.

Kakashi Mina

Her name is Mina
who is like the greek goddess Athena.
You are so cute
that it makes me mute.
When you sing,
it spreads my wing.

Itzmonkee

A very cool monkey,
who is very funky.
Loves Full House,
but will never touch a mouse.
So cheers to you,
and don't get the flu.

Here's the people who I didn't make poems for. I'm sorry, but I don't know a lot about you guys and girls. I make poems for you when I get to know you better. I promise. :)

Ace

Here Ace, you get a laptop
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Krjeami

You get a big screen T.V. :lol:
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Cathy86

Here you go Cathy
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Icy Jaded Heart

I heard, well...read, you like to write ^_^
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Mirai Pan-chan

Here's a cute teddy bear for you :o
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Kuraudo

So you are a U2 fan, here you go
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foreverdancer

I read you like photography
here you go :(
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For everybody I miss. I'm so sorry. :D
Everybody here on BJ gets a free trip to Hawaii
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Now for the BBQ, WOOHOO

Hamburgers
Please wait for one, they're still on the grill
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Hotdogs
Pick anyone you like
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Chips
Yumm
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Corn
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Soda is also provided(I'll find a pic later)

Well that was my EMP
Hope you had fun and hope you enjoyed my poems =/
See You Later :P

Edited by jonethug, 09 August 2005 - 06:46 PM.


#2 xx_lost_love_xx

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:42 PM

xx_lost love_xx

Shengyi is such a fun girl
that she deserves a pearl.
Also very kind,
it makes me have a happy mind.
Lives in Chi-town
and never feels down.

:lol: i didnt think i was going to make it on your EMP! congrat on it! and thanks for mentioning me! :) awww your very kind yourself! i hope i get to know you better :)

#3 Cori

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:44 PM

yummy.....food :)!!!! Congratz on the big 1k Jonethug!!!! :)!!!

#4 thaly

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:45 PM

awww you're so sweet. thanx for the trip to hawaii! lol. i love the rhymes and it sounded like you were rapping. haha. they were really funny. :)

#5 atlantis

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:50 PM

2nd EMP in the day!

cONGgratulations!

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:19 PM

congratulations on your EMP! :)

#7 Mr.Uchi

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:26 PM

UchihaItachi

Big Naruto fan
who's in the Akatsuki clan.
He never gives up
like a little pup.
You and I are so alike,
it makes me want to bike.


Lol that was really corny but it was hawt :) , yey someone finally mentioned me in an EMP XD

I feel so special thnx, I'll return the favor :)

Yo yo, he's jonethug
He's got a great mug (not gay -.-, just hard to ryhme)
Thanks for My sassy girl
Funny when she hurl
Nice E.M.P
R u down with G.O.D?

Yep yep, I made a fool outta myself just fo u :lol:

Food time XD

Edited by UchihaItachi, 09 August 2005 - 07:29 PM.


#8 kingster0517

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:34 PM

ha cute poems. congrats on the emp :). and yeshhhh hawaii!!!! chyea dood its soo purtyy!

#9 eraiza

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:55 PM

congratz on ur emp =]]

#10 APrayer4U

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:57 PM

[quote name='jonethug' date='Aug 9 2005, 09:38 PM']



Aprayer4U

The dude name Chris
will always be bliss.
He is not a wimp
beacuse he is a pimp.
Calvin is his BJ wife,
so he really has a nice life.

LMAO!! haha thanks for putting me in your emp :)


And also congrats on reaching 1 k =O

That was quick


#11 LiquidMatrix

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 08:06 PM

Congrats on your emp dude. Funny poems. :)

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 08:12 PM

Congrats on ur emp!! I loved the poems :lol: and the bbq.. I've never seen a hot dog with cherries :). Yay, a trip to hawaii :)

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 08:28 PM

CONGRATZ !!!
ahhh ohh emm geee! u actually included meee! (=
hahah how'd u know i like too writeee?? luved teh pressie! thnx! =D
welpz once again thnx && congratZ. keep it up with the posting :)
-wendy-x0x`


Edited by icy_jaded_heart, 09 August 2005 - 08:29 PM.


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Posted 09 August 2005 - 08:53 PM

SexyBoaFan

Troung, Troung, Troung
he is never wrong.
Gets all the women
that he ever want
Also eats lots of ramen,
so don't call him a runt.

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Thanks for mentioning me..That was so awesome!!! Though most of it is untrue.. I don't get all the women, and I've never had ramen in my life :lol:
Oh well, I still lul the poem..the poems > the presents you gave in my opinion ^_^

Great EMP, too! I sure had a great time reading through it all :)
Stay active! :)


#15 krjeami

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 08:58 PM

Congratulations! :)




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